I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.
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Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.
Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!
He felt his presents.
I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.
I don't know, they would probably die anyways.
Give her a testicle.
If it's pasturize
You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.
Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!
I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.
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They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!
Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?
All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.
Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo
How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen
A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.
If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.
She's only wearing one sock.
I don't know nobody has ever made it across.
They don't know where home is.
She only puckers up for her pacifier.
Nobody knows.
We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.
I don't know, ask Dave.
A pedantry.
They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.
Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
He looks at your shoes instead of his
I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.
The parents would love to know.
I keep asking people, but they don't know either.
Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.
Who knows, they never get the house.
Very little.
Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.
I don't know but it's not rhelephant.
Kevin still doesn't know.
Illiterate (il-lit-erate)
It was the knight time
I don't know, I just fly the drones
Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
I don't know, i just fly the drone
You don't know cause you weren't there
When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
You can't! You don't know which witch is which!
When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.
Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!
I dont know and I dont care.
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.
I don't know, she hasn't opened it
Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out
So they know where to stop shaving.
It's already run out of battery.
Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
Your mailbox is missing!
because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D
If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.
They're always rushin.
Who knows? Who cares?
They don't tell you
Because they have no right.
How should I know?
He had a 2-2.
I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
He's looking over his shoulder
Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD
If most people leave before shooting starts.
Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
He plays golf.
They all dress like Dobby.
You know they're in tents.
Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!
I've yet to find someone who knows.
Because they're too cagey.
A girl has no name.
We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet
Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets
She doesn't
Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?
They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.
You know you want it, Honey"
Because you know he's guilty
After the last dog they just ate.
Because they got Chewbacca
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
Who else invents things?
When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.
They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
No one knows.
When you see he has no hands.
Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!
Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.
Absolutely nothing
Cured ham.
It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.
By looking over your shoulder!
Once you know Juan, you know Jamal
Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.
A Sandy Hook survivor.
A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.
Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".
I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
At devil crossings.
Ask Subban from the Hans to find out
