Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

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What do you call money on drugs?

A high five...

How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

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What's your favorite city in China?

Taiwan

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

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Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.