Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Who cares?

It's probably just full of camels, anyway."

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where do snowmen keep their money ?

In a snowbank !

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat