Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

How do you spell "apathy"?

I don't care.

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What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Why are all comic book readers drug addicts?

They just can't resist the heroine.