Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

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What do Vietnamese historians and Southern rednecks have in common?

They both care way too much about the c Dynasty.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

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Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.