Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.