Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

China Jokes More China Jokes

Who was the last President of China?

Yes he was.

Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.