Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.