What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

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What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

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A school shooter

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What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"