What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

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What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

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Two very unhappy animals.

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Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!