What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

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What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"