What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

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What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"