What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

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What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

What's the russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

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Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

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What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.