What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

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What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

How do you weigh a Hipster?

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