What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.