What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

What do you call a fish with no eye's?

a fsh

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What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.