What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Why was the broom late for work?

Because 7,8,9

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

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What do you call a pig with three eyes ?

Piiig

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!