What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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A bad news bear

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Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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He yelled, "A u, fish!"