What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

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What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

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What's the russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.