Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
because Happy Hour ended.
With a scale.
Because they have their own scales!
The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read
