Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store