Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.