Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

What do anemic people drink?

Pale ale

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store