What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

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What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store