What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.