A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.
spit, sallow, and gargle.
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
They have the same middle name!
A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.
Sir, this is a liquor store."
