What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why do white people rely on asians so much?

Because without them, they'd just be cauc.

How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello?

Ni-Hao-dy"

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.