What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

Why do Asian parents never have a white baby?

Cause two Wongs don't make a white

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

Spongebob Jokes More Spongebob Jokes

Why can't Spongebob make the honor roll?

Because he's a C sponge!

What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait?

He's way too self-absorbent