What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

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What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

How do you describe a boring, Asian, black and white film?

Anti-chromactic

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What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

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What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.