What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

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What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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How often did the asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy

What do you call a perfect society formed by an Asian?

A Yutopia

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What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!