What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

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What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

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What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

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What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

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What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.