What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

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What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon?

Abra!

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What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes