Pokemon Jokes

Why do people call Pokemon Ruby, Sapphire and Emerald the "teenage years" of Pokemon?

Because they were super horny.

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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

What's the best pokemon in pokemon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

Dr. Pokemon.

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common?

Both give you a good chance of catching something

What's the difference between pokemon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me

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Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

What is a terrorist favorite Pokemon move?

Self-Destruct

Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon?

Because it may Pikachu.

How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

What is a German's favorite Pokemon?

NEINtales

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta?

Wartortellini!

What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon?

Abra!

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.

What's the most important part about making a Pokemon joke?

The Exeggution!

What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

What do you get when you cross pokemon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What do you call Gumby's sidekick in Jamaica?

Pokemon

What is another word for Pokemon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

What do you call a Pokemon with breasts?

Rattata.

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

because they might Pikachu!

How do you know the name of a Pokemon?

It will tell you.

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

What do you call a sick Pokemon?

Pikachoo

What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

Which Pokemon got a cold?

Pik-a-choo.

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing?

Where did my Pokemon Go "

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France?

Paras

What do you call the baseball team made out of Pokemon?

The New York Mankeys!

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

What do you call a pokemon that's part train?

A Pikachoochoo.

What Pokemon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most?

Red

What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer?

Pokemon Uranium

What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head?

Zikachu

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve?

Any black Pokemon, really.

Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?

Rattata

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

Why doesn't each pokemon have an additional poke ball?

Testicular cancer

How do you get a Charizard on a bus?

You pokemon!

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

Because they might Pikachu!

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

How do you get pikachu on to a boat?

You pokemon

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

You Pokemon

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What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

Nintendo Jokes More Nintendo Jokes

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer?

Pokemon Uranium

151 Jokes More 151 Jokes

What is the derivative of 151?

Poke(dx)

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

Malaria Jokes More Malaria Jokes

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel."

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.