Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

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How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

because they might Pikachu!

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

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What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

faint

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.