How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

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Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.