How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke

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Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

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When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.