What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

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What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.