What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

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What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

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Why can't R2D2 walk?

Because he has MS-DOS

What do you call a black man walking down the street?

A pedestrian.

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What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.