What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

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What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

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What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.