What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

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What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.