What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

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What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Dead Duck Jokes More Dead Duck Jokes

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.