Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

What do you call a mexican with no legs?

consuelo

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.