Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

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Why do feminists always complain about video games?

Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.

What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....