Sumo Wrestler Jokes

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

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