Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

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Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave