A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)
He hadn't got a leg to stand on.
Deciding which to tell people first.
It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!
One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.
One. Men can be Feminists, too.
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
So people don't confuse them for feminists.