How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

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How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.