What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Crossfit Jokes More Crossfit Jokes

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit