What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

Crossfit Jokes More Crossfit Jokes

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit