What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit