What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.