What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

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What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.