Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

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What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?

A: A new age song.

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

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What do you call someone with March Madness who doesn't even like basketball?

A hypochondriac

What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.