Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

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Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack?

When you are playing Charades.

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Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

he knew where to put it..