Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

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Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

What is Jesus' favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.