Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

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Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.