Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Fist Jokes More Fist Jokes

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

Crucify Jokes More Crucify Jokes

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.