Nailed it
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So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.
Holy
Crucified.
He gets a little cross.
They crucified the carpenter.
Nailed it!"
I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.
He was cross.
OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)
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A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)
It gets Dhaka
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
A Walkie Talkie
A Meringueutan
OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.
Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
This joke...
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"
The Swallow.
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
Stop being so elfish, Karen!"
They share the same middle name.
With an ithberg
Think about it.