Nailed it
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So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.
Holy
Crucified.
He gets a little cross.
They crucified the carpenter.
Nailed it!"
I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.
He was cross.
OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)
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It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
Start shouting Jehovah.
420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.
They barium.
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.
Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.
A Yellowstoner.
Fa Ting
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
Because he had no attachments