Roman Soldier Jokes

What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

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A seasoned veteran

Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

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Because people are dying to get in

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What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

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They crucified the carpenter.

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

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A: Replace the nails with screws.

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Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

because he had no knees

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Doughnuts.

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What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.