What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

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How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.