What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

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How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar