What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

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How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

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How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.