What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.