What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

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What is wrong with people?

Have they never had pizza

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

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Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.