What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

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What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

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How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*