How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Juan

What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?

A Mexican't

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Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

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What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

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Whats a mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

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What's math?

people who give 110%

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal