What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

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Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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What is bordering stupidity?

Canada and Mexico both are.

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.