Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?

Dam!

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

handsfree

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Olympic Games Jokes More Olympic Games Jokes

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

How much did the Olympic Games cost?

About a Brazillion dollars.