Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

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What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

What kind of Internet creep can swim the fastest?

A TOR pedo.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

Olympic Games Jokes More Olympic Games Jokes

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

How much did the Olympic Games cost?

About a Brazillion dollars.