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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.
A guard dog !
Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
A pair of legs.
We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.
He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.
Han Solo
Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.
The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."
Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
Pullover
They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).
The second telephone.
This did not go swimmingly at all
and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"
A 3 legged cow
A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )
A Brazilian dollars.
A Brazilian
America.
