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Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.
A guard dog !
Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
A pair of legs.
We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.
Being normal.
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Not being disabled.
They both came in a little behind.
I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
A-Men.
Warren !
Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
They all have tur-rets
Slip not.
Steven Hawking
Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.
A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.
Because Missouri loves company
Mexico & Canada
