Men Jokes

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

Whats the biggest difference betweens mens and womens soccer?

There are more pussies on a mens soccer team

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Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.