Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Focus Jokes More Focus Jokes

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Woman Breast Jokes More Woman Breast Jokes

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.