He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
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Coffee Mug
They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
To prove they can focus on two things at once.
He married his cousin.
He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.
To prove it wasn't chicken. >:
This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
Banks
Couple's Daily Question Mug
To prove that he was framed!
Because they always focus on the negatives.
She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."
joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door >
Damn, son. It's about time!
Parachute
Stew.
They are too trigger-happy.
Air Force
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
Because I don't joke about jokes.
Pants.
He wanted to chase the catfish!
