He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
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They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
To prove they can focus on two things at once.
He married his cousin.
He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.
To prove it wasn't chicken. >:
This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
Banks
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To prove that he was framed!
If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
She fell out of the tree.
Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.
One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone
Rattata.
Because love means nothing to them.
A: Because he's married.
A: It broke the law of gravity!
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!
Because it said, Concentrate.
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org
