What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

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Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.