What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire.

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What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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What's a golfer's favourite games console?

A PS FOUR!

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org