What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

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Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon!

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What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends