What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

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Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

What do you call an elephant that flies ?

A jumbo jet !

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What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?

Your pants are on backwards

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!