How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

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What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue?

They climate.

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.