How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*