How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

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What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What do you call a hypocritical member of the church of Latter Day Saints?

an oxy-mormon. or, all of them.

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.