How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

What does the "LL" in LL Cool J stand for?

Lickin Lips

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

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Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

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What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

What's the hottest part of a room?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.