How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90 degrees.