How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.

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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty bus

What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.