Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

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What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

Ebola Jokes More Ebola Jokes

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.