Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?

For the Sallad

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What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What do you say to a dangerously cheesy chicken?

Stay out of parms way.

Ebola Jokes More Ebola Jokes

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.