Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

How to avoid clickbait?

clearly, you wouldn't know...

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

Ebola Jokes More Ebola Jokes

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola?

A parabola.