Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "

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Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?

For the Sallad

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

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How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

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What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

Ebola Jokes More Ebola Jokes

How do you call someone named olaf with ebola?

Ebolaf

How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane