Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

Ebola Jokes More Ebola Jokes

What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola?

A parabola.

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off