Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

Ebola Jokes More Ebola Jokes

Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!

What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola?

A parabola.