Ebola Jokes

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

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What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola?

A parabola.

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

How do you call someone named olaf with ebola?

Ebolaf

Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!

What was the catchiest thing of 2014?

Ebola

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How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane