What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola?

A parabola.

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What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

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What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!