What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola?

A parabola.

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What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola?

A parabola.

Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

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Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.