Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!

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Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Cricket Jokes More Cricket Jokes

Why did the blind lady fall into a well?

Because she couldn't see that well. *crickets, crickets*

What do you call a crazy introvert?

A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.

Ebola Jokes More Ebola Jokes

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.