Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!

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Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Cricket Jokes More Cricket Jokes

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

Why did the blind lady fall into a well?

Because she couldn't see that well. *crickets, crickets*

Ebola Jokes More Ebola Jokes

How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off