Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!

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Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

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What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

Why is the sport of cricket called cricket?

A:

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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.