Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

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How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

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Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle