Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!

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Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.