Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

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What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.