Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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Apply Jokes More Apply Jokes

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Why are pharmaceutical chemists considered such studs?

They're able to make a fun-gal cream.