Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What do Irish feminists call men?

O'Pressors

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

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Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

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Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to