Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?