What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

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What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

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Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!