What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."