What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

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What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all?

Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.

What is a drill team?

A group of dentists who work together.

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."