What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

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What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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What's long, black and doesn't work?

The unemployment line.

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."