What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!