What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

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What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

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What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies