Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

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Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess