Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

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Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.