Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

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Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

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What does a vegetable get in bowling?

A-spare-I-guess

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.