Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

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How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".