Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.