Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

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Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

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Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.