Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls