Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!