Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's a pilots least favorite holiday?

May Day!

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid