Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.