Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

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Why do you never see black people on cruise ships?

Because they won't fall for the same trick twice

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

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What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan