Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

What's the most problematic time of day?

4:04

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!