Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve