Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.