Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

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What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

What do you call an idiot?

You

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What does a perverted cow do at night?

Beef Jerkey

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog