Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

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What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time?

Occasionally (OK Asian Lee).

What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

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How do you confuse an idiot?

Banana cake!

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle