Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
Because it's probably your bike
Because they will steal all the green cards.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.
Front-end
Because it ran out of cluck !
What do you mean?
A: She was beside herself.
because he's too short to be called an essay.
Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".
If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!