Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(

What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ?

Bridget the end of the world !

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.

14 Year Old Jokes More 14 Year Old Jokes

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)