Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call your Mexican crush?

Juan Andonle

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.

14 Year Old Jokes More 14 Year Old Jokes

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.