Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

End Jokes More End Jokes

Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

How long do chickens work ?

Around the cluck !

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.