Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

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How to end world hunger ?

By letting the hungry die.

What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.

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What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.