Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

soup

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan