Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."