What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

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What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.