What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

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Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.