What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

Who the biggest Loser of them all?

Type this in on your search bar. LOSER.COM

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.