What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

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Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!