Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

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Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

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Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.