Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

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What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.

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What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz