Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts